Limited Edition: 128 remaining
Unisex Pullover Hoodie (UPH)
Fit: The standard fit UPH runs true to my sizing charts, delivering a tailored look that defines your shoulder line. For a more relaxed feel or more length in the body, order a size or two up. The set-in sleeves provide structure for your upper body silhouette, even over multiple base layers. Wide, sturdy cuffs help keep your hands free while you move, and offer just the right amount of stretch and length to be comfortably draped on the hands. The two-piece lined hood of the UPH is deep enough to accommodate most hairstyles, including buns and ponytails, but not so deep that it wrecks your peripheral vision. If you're into extravagant hairstyles or shoulder holsters, the UZH cut with its three-piece hood and scuba-style YKK zipper will be a better option.
Finish: My limited edition pullover hoodies are soft and durable, with side-seam care tags and close attention paid to every stitch. 100% Pima cotton body panels are laser cut from custom-dyed medium weight french terry weave, with a smooth face and a comfortable interior. The roomy kangaroo pocket features reinforced stitching and a high bottom lip to help keep your stuff where you put it, while the fully lined hood includes a thick, soft, woven drawstring.
Variation: Because this is made-to-order apparel, some visual design details may vary slightly from the medium cut shown here, depending on the size you order. This variation is most common around the side seams, where larger cuts can reveal more complex designs, and smaller cuts are somewhat simpler. There's no way to guarantee that the colors you see on your screen are an exact match to the piece you're ordering, however I do inspect every piece I sell to ensure that each detail is exactly as I intended it.
Authentication: Each of my hand signed and numbered designs is eligible for on-demand authentication services, provided to patrons and collectors through the Certilogo artificial intelligence. Please note that the specific inventory number displayed on this page may not match the number on the piece you receive.
Outfitting: Set-in sleeves are a
preferred choice for tailored looks and casual wear, but all designs
have limitations. Performers and athletes who spend significant time
reaching overhead may find that UPH cuts have a tendency to ride
higher at the waist hem in mid-reach, resulting in drafts or exposure
of concealed equipment. Ordering a size up can help mitigate this
issue. Raglan sleeves, such as that found on the UZH, produce this
result to a lesser degree.
Long Term Care:
Garment Washed 100% Cotton Body
Machine Wash Cool
Hang Dry Preferred
TL • DR I will always honor refund and exchange requests when I screw up, but not when you do. Please order responsibly.
Please double-check your sizing on the provided size charts, and triple-check your bank balance before you order a piece from me. Although I stand behind my work 100%, I do not honor requests for returns, exchanges, or refunds based on buyers remorse, failure to order the correct size, personal whimsy, or any other reason not discussed below.
Cancellation: If you need to cancel an order, contact me. It is only possible to cancel an unwanted order if you contact me before before production has begun. This means that I need to hear from you within 24 hours of placing the order, and you'll need to include to following information:
- Order number
Missing items: If your order has arrived and is missing an item, or if you have received the wrong item with your order, I need to hear about it. You'll need to contact me and include the following information:
- Order number
- Problem with the order
- Missing SKU (if applicable)
Damage or Defects: If your order was screwed up in production or shipping I'll make it right. I accept requests for exchange of unworn, unwashed artworks which you have purchased from me ONLY in the case of production errors, faulty workmanship, or shipping damage. If you need to exchange an item for one of those reasons, contact me within 48 hours of delivery and include the following information:
- Order number
- Defective item SKU
- Description of the damage.
If more than 48 hours have gone by since your order was delivered, then unfortunately I can't offer to make it right for you. If there's a problem when you receive your order, contact me immediately and we'll get it sorted.
TL • DR I cannot offer express shipping, but shipping is always free. This hand crafted work of art is custom made to order and rigorously inspected for quality control on two continents. Delivery times are currently estimated at 25-45 days, and may vary based on global events that impact shipping systems.
I hate paying for shipping when I order stuff, so shipping is always free when you order from me. I don't offer expedited shipping, but I'll put your order in your hands as fast as I can.
My work is produced on-demand in a complex process involving multiple quality control checks and a significant amount of hands-on work, which means you'll need to be a little more patient than you would if you were just ordering a piece of mass-produced junk from the bulging warehouses of a multinational luxury conglomerate.
General timeline for delivery:
- Manufacturing time: 15-20 days
- Shipping time Domestic (USA): 10-25 days
These times are only estimates, and can vary based on your location, shipping disruptions, and the complexity of your order. Your patience is appreciated.