Torpor MLS
Torpor MLS
Torpor MLS
Torpor MLS
Torpor MLS

Torpor MLS

Limited Edition: 128 remaining

$100 USD
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Men's Long Sleeve (MLS)

Fit: The standard fit MLS cut runs true to my sizing charts (see above), with sleeves that hang just past the wrist on most collectors. If you prefer a more casual fit in the torso or longer sleeves that drape onto the hands, I suggest ordering a size or two up, particularly if you wear base layers or plan to carry concealed equipment.

Finish: My limited edition long sleeves are super smooth inside and out, with side-seam care tags and close attention paid to every stitch. 100% Pima cotton body panels are laser-cut and custom dyed, with interlock weave construction for longevity and mild stretch. A cotton-spandex mix in the collar keeps it laying flat and looking sharp.

Variation: Because this is made-to-order apparel, some visual design details may vary slightly from the medium cut shown here, depending on the size you order. This variation is most common around the side seams and at sleeve ends, where larger cuts can reveal more complex designs, and smaller cuts are somewhat simpler. There's no way to guarantee that the colors you see on your screen are an exact match to the piece you're ordering, however I do inspect every piece I sell to ensure that each detail is exactly as I intended it.

Authentication: Each of my hand signed and numbered designs is eligible for on-demand authentication services, provided to patrons and collectors through the Certilogo artificial intelligence. Please note that the specific inventory number displayed on this page may not match the number on the piece you receive.

Outfitting: As with most draping woven fabrics, there may be a risk of temporary visual “bleed through” when this garment is subjected to flash photography, stage lighting, or HID spotlights. This risk is greatest when high-contrast undergarments or concealed equipment are worn beneath white or very lightly dyed fabrics, especially if the garment becomes wet while worn. For best results under such conditions, selecting a darker design or low-contrast undergarments is highly encouraged.

Long Term Care:

  • Garment Washed 100% Cotton & Cotton-Spandex

  • Machine Wash Cool

  • Hang Dry Preferred

  • Medium Iron

  • Avoid Bleach

TL • DR  I will always honor refund and exchange requests when I screw up, but not when you do.  Please order responsibly.


Returns Policy

Please double-check your sizing on the provided size charts, and triple-check your bank balance before you order a piece from me. Although I stand behind my work 100%, I do not honor requests for returns, exchanges, or refunds based on buyers remorse, failure to order the correct size, personal whimsy, or any other reason not discussed below. 

Cancellation: If you need to cancel an order, contact me.  It is only possible to cancel an unwanted order if you contact me before before production has begun. This means that I need to hear from you within 24 hours of placing the order, and you'll need to include to following information:

  • Order number

Missing items: If your order has arrived and is missing an item, or if you have received the wrong item with your order, I need to hear about it. You'll need to contact me and include the following information:

  • Order number
  • Problem with the order
  • Missing SKU (if applicable)

Damage or Defects:  If your order was screwed up in production or shipping I'll make it right.  I accept requests for exchange of unworn, unwashed artworks which you have purchased from me ONLY in the case of production errors, faulty workmanship, or shipping damage.  If you need to exchange an item for one of those reasons, contact me within 48 hours of delivery and include the following information:

  • Order number
  • Defective item SKU
  • Description of the damage.​

If more than 48 hours have gone by since your order was delivered, then unfortunately I can't offer to make it right for you. If there's a problem when you receive your order, contact me immediately and we'll get it sorted.



TL • DR  I cannot offer express shipping, but shipping is always free.  This hand crafted work of art is custom made to order and rigorously inspected for quality control on two continents.  Delivery times are currently estimated at 25-45 days, and may vary based on global events that impact shipping systems.  

 Shipping Policy

I hate paying for shipping when I order stuff, so shipping is always free when you order from me. I don't offer expedited shipping, but I'll put your order in your hands as fast as I can.

My work is produced on-demand in a complex process involving multiple quality control checks and a significant amount of hands-on work, which means you'll need to be a little more patient than you would if you were just ordering a piece of mass-produced junk from the bulging warehouses of a multinational luxury conglomerate.

General timeline for delivery:

  • Manufacturing time: 15-20 days
  • Shipping time Domestic (USA): 10-25 days

These times are only estimates, and can vary based on your location, shipping disruptions, and the complexity of your order.  Your patience is appreciated.