Tips are non-refundable.
PLEASE DO NOT TIP ME UNLESS YOU ARE FINANCIALLY SECURE.
This tip is a voluntary transfer of funds in the form of a gift, such as you might give to a homeless person, or young child on a special occasion. This is not a transfer of funds in exchange for goods, services, considerations, or benefits of any kind. This tip is not tax deductible or refundable.
You understand that at my discretion I may cooperate fully with law enforcement in cases of fraudulent transaction, identity theft, misappropriated funds, unauthorized use of payment accounts, and theft of credit card details, up to and including the provision of digital forensic evidence. By completing this payment process you certify that the funds you are transferring are legally under your control, and that you are authorized to dispose of them under these terms.
By completing this payment you agree to the above terms in full.
TL • DR I will always honor refund and exchange requests when I screw up, but not when you do. Please order responsibly.
Please double-check your sizing on the provided size charts, and triple-check your bank balance before you order a piece from me. Although I stand behind my work 100%, I do not honor requests for returns, exchanges, or refunds based on buyers remorse, failure to order the correct size, personal whimsy, or any other reason not discussed below.
Cancellation: If you need to cancel an order, contact me. It is only possible to cancel an unwanted order if you contact me before before production has begun. This means that I need to hear from you within 24 hours of placing the order, and you'll need to include to following information:
- Order number
Missing items: If your order has arrived and is missing an item, or if you have received the wrong item with your order, I need to hear about it. You'll need to contact me and include the following information:
- Order number
- Problem with the order
- Missing SKU (if applicable)
Damage or Defects: If your order was screwed up in production or shipping I'll make it right. I accept requests for exchange of unworn, unwashed artworks which you have purchased from me ONLY in the case of production errors, faulty workmanship, or shipping damage. If you need to exchange an item for one of those reasons, contact me within 48 hours of delivery and include the following information:
- Order number
- Defective item SKU
- Description of the damage.
If more than 48 hours have gone by since your order was delivered, then unfortunately I can't offer to make it right for you. If there's a problem when you receive your order, contact me immediately and we'll get it sorted.
TL • DR I cannot offer express shipping, but shipping is always free. This hand crafted work of art is custom made to order and rigorously inspected for quality control on two continents. Delivery times are currently estimated at 25-45 days, and may vary based on global events that impact shipping systems.
I hate paying for shipping when I order stuff, so shipping is always free when you order from me. I don't offer expedited shipping, but I'll put your order in your hands as fast as I can.
My work is produced on-demand in a complex process involving multiple quality control checks and a significant amount of hands-on work, which means you'll need to be a little more patient than you would if you were just ordering a piece of mass-produced junk from the bulging warehouses of a multinational luxury conglomerate.
General timeline for delivery:
- Manufacturing time: 15-20 days
- Shipping time Domestic (USA): 10-25 days
These times are only estimates, and can vary based on your location, shipping disruptions, and the complexity of your order. Your patience is appreciated.